BLOGGING FOR PROFIT
I am trying to figure out how to make money on my blog. So far I have come up with nothing. The problem is no one seems to have any interest in a blog that has 27 hits per day. This is even more of a problem when 17 of those hits are from Google on the search term “Old man gay.” If advertisers won’t come to me, maybe I will just have to plug for free. The following is an unsolicited plug for:
OHANA GRILL IN LAVALETTE NEW JERSEY
Last week we tried a new restaurant at The Shore; Ohana Grill. This is a very small restaurant, maybe 12 tables, so reservations are recommended.
The reviews on “yelp.com” were mixed. One review was so bad it was remarkable. Chris F. wrote a book on how awful this restaurant was. His complaint went from the waiter not pouring his wine to overcooked steak and fish which made him sick. I often suspect some restaurant reviews are faked to either bring people in, or keep people away. Chris took so much time complaining that I took a chance that he was the latter and made a reservation.
I do not remember if the waiter poured the wine or not, I can’t remember if any restaurant pours from a BYOB. Obviously I am not as sophisticated and discerning as Chris F. I do remember that the calamari was the best I have ever had and I loved the tangy Asian influenced sauce. The steamed clams were delicious. Chris F. did not like the broth; he found it to be salty. Imagine that salty clam broth! Our table had several different entrees. All the fish was fresh and cooked perfectly. Maybe Chris F. felt sick because he drank the salty broth. Mostly I think he was from the Ohana’s competition.
The food at Ohana was delicious, the flavors unique and the service excellent. I highly recommend this establishment. Make a reservation, go, enjoy, and tell Chris F. to F*** OFF!
Tell them the “Cranky Old Man” sent you! Maybe I can cop a free meal.
If not, I will be back anyway.